1. When people pronounce your name wrong... Why is it so hard to say the k/sh cluster together??? You can say words like 'dictionary' and 'action'. You can say it! Grrr.
2. 'Where did you learn your English?' - Get over it. Colonisation happened.
3. Being so assured in your theology or atheology that you begin to think any rationality is evil :P
4. Hair. In the wrong places. Particularly someone else's ;)
5. People who constantly disagree - by habit. Ugh.
6. Bad grammar. Spelling. Yuck... Hehe, I'm an English teacher so I don't get to say that often ;)
7. Half-smiles. I don't mean when people smile when they want to really cry on your shoulder, or when they're broken in worship and still smile. I mean when people smile when they don't want to. Gggrr again!
8. The person whose dramatic love life is for everyone to sympathise with.
9. Complete ignorance of other cultures, ways of thinking, points of view. You don't have to agree, but you have to know.
Why? Because... *looks wildly about for answer* because I say so and it's rather pointless in conversation if one doesn't.
10. Assuming stuff instead of admitting you don't know!
I PROBABLY DO ALL OF THE ABOVE AND AM EVEN MORE INNOVATIVELY ANNOYING. But that doesn't make it all any better ;)... Okay, well, except for no 6 - I treat my grammar well, thank you very much ;)
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